When Mortgage Brokers Attack

Submitted by Rich Toscano on March 1, 2006 - 5:30pm

A reader forwarded me a hilarious Craigslist posting. This is from, of all places, the "casual encounters" section:

If you are interested in having some fun with a cute (5'4" 110 lbs, size 3), and openminded girl...

Hmmm... sounds pretty good so far. But read on...

I am in the mortgage business and am looking for guys who are real estate agents, anyone who needs to refinance, or have a loan funded, either for themselves or for a client.

BWAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, that sounds great, lady. Good luck with this approach to getting business. (And, for that matter, getting dates.) The whole post is here. (UPDATE: looks like it's been deleted--see the comments for the whole thing).

For some unrelated auxiliary humor, check out the hilarious pictorial referred to in the latest forum topic.

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Submitted by barnaby33 on March 1, 2006 - 5:47pm.

Already been deleted.

Josh

Submitted by powayseller on March 1, 2006 - 6:11pm.

A 23-yr-old realtor placed an ad on craiglist in the escort section. She included a photo of herself in thong underwear. So much for real estate "professional". I guess you have to pay the bills somehow, but doesn't it make you wonder about the type of people that can become realtors? If all else fails, just turn to being a call girl?

Submitted by barnaby33 on March 1, 2006 - 10:08pm.

Suddenly I'm more serious about real estate (hers). If she looked good in the thong.

Josh

Submitted by sdduuuude on March 2, 2006 - 1:22am.

I would never do busines with this woman. I mean, she didn't even list her bra size.

Submitted by Bugs on March 2, 2006 - 6:47am.

Sex and RE have been a 'winning' combo for a long time now. I once knew an appraiser whose primary mode of marketing was to find out where the loan processors for the mortgage lenders would go after work, hang out there during happy hour, and 'date' them. He made a lot of money doing that. This was 15+ years ago.

Submitted by saiine on March 2, 2006 - 10:33am.

Great find, that's hilarious!

Submitted by unclepappy on March 2, 2006 - 1:26pm.

Who cares about her grammar as long as she can get the job done!!!!!

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