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Submitted by scaredyclassic on March 5, 2016 - 7:48pm

personally, i find vermin supreme's free pony platform more interesting, funnier and generally less objectionable than the Penis Platform of the current repub. frontrunner, but...what are the odds we are going to get actual photos of trumps wiener. at least an underwear shot. ? I'm saying it's a long shot, but not out of the question. Maybe after he wins, a victory dick pic? it's high time we held our candidates accountable. if Im told I'm voting for a politician with a decent sized tool, I want to see the goods before I pull the lever.

alternatively, i say we have buck naked debates.

i think this will be the moment when, looking back, historians agree our country jumped the shark.

Submitted by svelte on March 5, 2016 - 11:49pm.

I love you scaredy. Funniest. Thread. Ever!

your last sentence sums it up beautifully.

Submitted by paramount on March 6, 2016 - 12:26am.

I'm detecting an AIPAC conspiracy somewhere here...

Submitted by paramount on March 6, 2016 - 1:19pm.

In light of the death of Mrs. Reagan I feel this thread should be deleted in the interest of dignity.

Submitted by scaredyclassic on March 6, 2016 - 3:46pm.

Dignity? Trump was on Howard stern 20 years ago and likened sleeping around in the 80s as his own personal Vietnam. He was astonished at his luck in avoiding STDs with all the boning he did.

Still, I'd vote for trump over Reagan. Primarily cause I doubt he is dumb or lame enough to be influenced by his wife's astrologer. i hate astrology and disqualify anyone for dignity purposes who conducts their life by astrologer recs.

Submitted by FlyerInHi on March 6, 2016 - 7:10pm.

Nancy? I'm totally indifferent she died. Don't care one bit.

Submitted by svelte on March 6, 2016 - 8:31pm.

paramount wrote:
In light of the death of Mrs. Reagan I feel this thread should be deleted in the interest of dignity.

Not sure what this thread has to do with Nancy except all those being discussed are Republican. Other than that her name wasn't brought up until you did it. Sorry to see her go, I think my wife and I would have been friends with the Reagans had they not been famous and we met them socially. Their politics weren't ours, but then I could say the same of most of the friends in our circle.

I wish Colin Powell would run. I'd vote for that man for sure. But in today's environment he wouldn't win anyway since he wouldn't pander to the extreme voters.

I love what he said today:

Referring to the "civility" and "lack of any nastiness" he saw in Ronald Reagan, Powell, who served as Reagan's national security advisor, decried the tone of the current Republican presidential campaign. "To stand there and do junior high school tricks on one another is belittling the country and belittling the office to which they are striving," he said.

Powell added, "Even Jerry Springer thinks it's gone too far, and when Jerry Springer thinks you've gone too far, my friends, you have gone too far." He was referring to recent remarks in the Financial Times from Springer, who served as the Democratic mayor of Cincinnati, Ohio, in the late 1970s.

Submitted by scaredyclassic on March 6, 2016 - 10:24pm.

i do not understand the extraordinary love americans feel for reagan. i think the nation would need to go under extensive psychoanalysis to really get to the root of it. to me, iran-contra, CIA cocaine deals, just say no hypocrisy, ollie north, large governmental debt, and alzheimers are all i take away from it. but for most people, it is like he was some great hero. not sure where it all comes from. not that any of it matters. none of these politicians really matters. its all just a giant ebbing and flowing history. nothing makes any difference. no one is responsible. we are all pawns...

except for vermin supremes mandatory pony registration policy and dental health laws, that could really change it up...

Submitted by paramount on March 6, 2016 - 10:32pm.

scaredyclassic wrote:
i do not understand the extraordinary love americans feel for reagan.

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

Submitted by scaredyclassic on March 6, 2016 - 10:40pm.

Often I state at rain clouds and ask for rain.

When it is time, it rains.

Submitted by Coronita on March 6, 2016 - 11:05pm.

Quote:

I wish Colin Powell would run. I'd vote for that man for sure. But in today's environment he wouldn't win anyway since he wouldn't pander to the extreme voters.

+1

Submitted by FlyerInHi on March 7, 2016 - 12:21am.

scaredyclassic wrote:
i do not understand the extraordinary love americans feel for reagan. i think the nation would need to go under extensive psychoanalysis to really get to the root of it. to me, iran-contra, CIA cocaine deals, just say no hypocrisy, ollie north, large governmental debt, and alzheimers are all i take away from it. but for most people, it is like he was some great hero. not sure where it all comes from. not that any of it matters. none of these politicians really matters. its all just a giant ebbing and flowing history. nothing makes any difference. no one is responsible. we are all pawns...

except for vermin supremes mandatory pony registration policy and dental health laws, that could really change it up...

Anybody who's enamoured with Reagan needs to read some history.

Maybe Reagan had a personality that made people feel good. But policy wise, he was withdrawn and was not very knowledgeable of the issues. He likely had Alzheimer's while in office. Bush senior and Jim Baker ran the government.

Submitted by no_such_reality on March 7, 2016 - 8:04am.

While not enamored with Reagan, I did live through his Presidency as a young adult.

At the beginning the country was a ----ed up dangerous place, bleak, depressed. Double digit interest rates on basically everything. The Iran hostage crises. Soviets in Afghanistan. Rust belt rotting our northern cities.

At the end, it still was, a little less bleak, little less globally insecure. At a cost though.

Submitted by FlyerInHi on March 7, 2016 - 11:16am.

Reagan did a New Deal for the defense industry.
California defense engineers were happy. Defense spending was so out of control that when Bush Sr became president, he cut defense spending causing a painful recession in CA. Defense engineers can tell you.

His admistration understood that money is a resource that government can create and use (essentially huge deficit spending for 8 years). He started globalization and economists all over the world give him credit for that. This increased American purchasing power and consumer spending. The middle class felt richer.

The Soviet Union falling apart was just a matter time. Reagan had nothing to do with it.

I still don't believe that Reagan intellectually came up with his policies or undershood their implications because he never talked in depth about his policies like Bush Sr, Clinton or Obama. Reagan was a good salesman. But great conservative president? Definitively not.

Submitted by njtosd on March 7, 2016 - 6:47pm.

paramount wrote:
In light of the death of Mrs. Reagan I feel this thread should be deleted in the interest of dignity.

You realize she wasn't President, right?

Submitted by paramount on March 8, 2016 - 1:33am.

scaredyclassic wrote:
Often I state at rain clouds and ask for rain.

When it is time, it rains.

Does that mean you're endorsing Trump?

Submitted by scaredyclassic on March 8, 2016 - 9:01am.

paramount wrote:
scaredyclassic wrote:
Often I state at rain clouds and ask for rain.

When it is time, it rains.

Does that mean you're endorsing Trump?

No. I meant that the Berlin Wall came down when it was time to come diwn, and not in response to any presidential wall chant.

Trumps waffling on the h1b issue lost my vote ... all i want, my sole issue in the election, is my engineering student to make money......trump had me then lost me....

Submitted by Doofrat on March 8, 2016 - 6:29pm.

FlyerInHi wrote:
Nancy? I'm totally indifferent she died. Don't care one bit.

I think she aged really well. She started with that "dippy old lady" look on her face in her youth and then grew into it as she got older. Probably has that same look on her face at this very moment in the mortuary as she did in her twenties. Gotta admire her for that.

Submitted by Coronita on March 8, 2016 - 11:10pm.

H.F.S....

CNN actually did an article on this? Are you F.K.M?

http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/08/health/tru...

Submitted by scaredyclassic on March 8, 2016 - 11:49pm.

In other news tonight, hillary Clinton was reported to have no penis at all.

Submitted by zk on March 9, 2016 - 8:06am.

scaredyclassic wrote:
In other news tonight, hillary Clinton was reported to have no penis at all.

That would be news.

Here's a joke I made up. I only tried it on two people, and neither of them laughed, so I guess it's not funny:

What did Aaron Rodgers say when he walked in and saw Bill and Hillary Clinton standing there naked?

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix.

(Ha Ha Clinton-Dix is the name of a football player for the Green Bay Packers).

Submitted by enron_by_the_sea on March 9, 2016 - 9:11am.

My favorite Hillary joke-
Q: Why does Hillary want to be president?
A: Because she wants to sleep in the president's bed.

Submitted by FlyerInHi on March 9, 2016 - 9:45am.

enron_by_the_sea wrote:
My favorite Hillary joke-
Q: Why does Hillary want to be president?
A: Because she wants to sleep in the president's bed.

haha...
What is the punch line? Because she wants to wear the pants?

I think that much of the dislike for Hillary is that she does wear the pants and lacks female sensibilities and emotions.

Submitted by Rich Toscano on March 9, 2016 - 1:06pm.

FlyerInHi wrote:
enron_by_the_sea wrote:
My favorite Hillary joke-
Q: Why does Hillary want to be president?
A: Because she wants to sleep in the president's bed.

haha...
What is the punch line? Because she wants to wear the pants?

Seriously? The punchline is that Bill never let her sleep in the bed.

FlyerInHi wrote:
I think that much of the dislike for Hillary is that she does wear the pants and lacks female sensibilities and emotions.

I mostly just wanted to give you grief about your interpretation of that joke, but since I am replying... you've repeatedly made the accusation that if people find Hillary unlikable, it means they are sexist. That's such a lame argument.

Personally, I greatly admire, like, and support like powerful, ambitious women. Anyone who knows me well IRL could vouch for this.

But HRC comes across (to me) as having an unpleasant personality. No big deal, but that's the vibe I get. It's got nothing to do with my attitude towards women in general, and I guess you don't realize this, but it's pretty insulting for you to accuse me of being sexist just because I'm not a fan of this particular person's demeanor.

BTW - while I find HRC a bit unlikable, I find the (male) Republican front-runner to be a grotesque, loathsome monster. But somehow, in your view, I am biased against women!

Submitted by FlyerInHi on March 9, 2016 - 2:08pm.

Rich Toscano wrote:

BTW - while I find HRC a bit unlikable, I find the (male) Republican front-runner to be a grotesque, loathsome monster. But somehow, in your view, I am biased against women!

I agree that Hillary is a bit unlikable as a person. But it doesn't bother me because she's a politician.

On the other hand, I like Hillary because she knows the issues inside out, and she's a good lawyer. I kinda feel like encouraging her "you go girl!"

I don't mean biased against women in general, but holding Hillary to a different standard. I guess it's systemic sexism rather than individual biases. A woman could never talk like Donald Trump and get away with it. And women need to do their hair, change clothes, look pretty, etc...

Submitted by Rich Toscano on March 9, 2016 - 2:25pm.

FlyerInHi wrote:

I agree that Hillary is a bit unlikable as a person.

YOU SEXIST PIG

;-)

Submitted by Hatfield on March 9, 2016 - 10:19pm.

scaredyclassic wrote:
No. I meant that the Berlin Wall came down when it was time to come diwn, and not in response to any presidential wall chant.

Yet you go to the Reagan Library and they have a section of it there, as if Reagan chopped it down himself with an axe. The other fun game to play at the Reagan Library is "try and find Jane Wyman." I found exactly one reference to her. She's all but been erased from history.

Submitted by paramount on March 9, 2016 - 10:57pm.

FlyerInHi wrote:

On the other hand, I like Hillary because she knows the issues inside out, and she's a good lawyer. I kinda feel like encouraging her "you go girl!"

Straight to jail?

Submitted by svelte on March 10, 2016 - 8:25am.

paramount wrote:

Straight to jail?

Nah. Gerald Ford will rise from the grave and pardon her.

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