ot. trump is obese

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Submitted by scaredyclassic on December 1, 2016 - 4:13pm

they said christie was too fat to be elected. but now donald may have a BMI approaching that jersey pig.

there is no excuse for a teetotalling billionaire to be an obese plumpster. he is simply out of control.

no modern president has been this porcine. trump currently is 5thfattest president in history. he will probably leave office in top 3.

we will never see donald without a,sportjacket publicly again. 110 degrees outside, he'll have on a jacket.

because hes way way too fat.

and at his age, with that BMI, very likely impotent.

his fat is a moral, national security issue.

Submitted by FlyerInHi on December 1, 2016 - 5:16pm.

So disgusting. I mean look at that body, look at it.

BG, you're a thin healthy woman. Maybe you can comment on your man.
Trump doesn't drink because his bro was an alcoholic. But why can't he muster the personal responsibility to do like this dude:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/postevery...

Submitted by no_such_reality on December 1, 2016 - 8:15pm.

I heard that in celebration of his inauguration victory on the 20th, that on the 21st, Putin was paying a State visit and the both of them along with Jeb Bush would be going to the Bush compound in Texas in capitulation of the old dynasty and all three would be riding stallions bare chested in the Texas sun.

Submitted by Reality on December 1, 2016 - 9:06pm.

Doesn't Obama smoke? Trump just doesn't have the luxury of only being fat in private.

Submitted by scaredyclassic on December 1, 2016 - 11:28pm.

Appearances are everything. Smoke if necessary. He is too fat to rule. His fat is weakness.

Even as you read this, he is probably stuffing his fat face with some hi calorie snack. He has to be, to maintain his giant elastic pant girth. He is a fat man.

The media needs to jump on his corpulence. Forget issues, just ride him for 4 years for being too fat to take off his jacket. Make fun of his cock.

ridicule his impotence. dig up statements from former lovers. humiliate him relentlessly.

ENTERTAIN US.

There is no more point to reporting. The media should shift into full time troll mode. Troll the troller in chief. I have no more interest in neutrality or reasoned analysis. Just make funny shit up.

The headline of the ny ttimes every day should be a new insight into either trumps fat or his wiener or how he's getting rich off the presidency. There should be zero coverage of his tweets or anything he says.

Submitted by FlyerInHi on December 2, 2016 - 9:41am.

scaredyclassic wrote:
Appearances are everything. Smoke if necessary. He is too fat to rule. His fat is weakness.

Even as you read this, he is probably stuffing his fat face with some hi calorie snack. He has to be, to maintain his giant elastic pant girth. He is a fat man.

The media needs to jump on his corpulence. Forget issues, just ride him for 4 years for being too fat to take off his jacket. Make fun of his cock.

ridicule his impotence. dig up statements from former lovers. humiliate him relentlessly.

ENTERTAIN US.

There is no more point to reporting. The media should shift into full time troll mode. Troll the troller in chief. I have no more interest in neutrality or reasoned analysis. Just make funny shit up.

The headline of the ny ttimes every day should be a new insight into either trumps fat or his wiener or how he's getting rich off the presidency. There should be zero coverage of his tweets or anything he says.

Yeah, give Trump what he dishes out. His style is reality TV. I love how he has his potential Secretary of State competing with one another and twisting in the wind.

I want to see skits of obese Trump having sex with bony Melania.

Submitted by scaredyclassic on December 2, 2016 - 7:06pm.

as hillary clinton said, when they go low, you hit them in the nuts as hard as you can.

there is a definite lack of reporting on him being obese.

im pretty sure if reporters could get outside their bubble the could find someone whos fucked him and can give us some details.

then just lie. write whatever story u want.

make him prove the size of his cock in court if he wants to sue.

joking, but, this is the first step on the road to IDIOCRACY.

Submitted by spdrun on December 2, 2016 - 7:14pm.

What if he had a penis graft and it's now 24" long?

Submitted by scaredyclassic on December 2, 2016 - 8:48pm.

now THATS news.

Submitted by FlyerInHi on December 2, 2016 - 9:44pm.

spdrun wrote:
What if he had a penis graft and it's now 24" long?

News and that would make him impotent. And the thing would just hang there looking pretty gross.

Size it not everything. The Dick has to look attractive also.

Submitted by spdrun on December 2, 2016 - 9:54pm.

Jeebus xhrist, you guys never heard of willie pumps?

(don't click at work)
https://www.urologicalcare.com/upload/pe...

Submitted by mixxalot on December 3, 2016 - 12:21pm.

How do we know BG is fit and thin? I still want to see what the BG looks like along with Zika. Then can have celebrity deathmatch!

Submitted by scaredyclassic on December 3, 2016 - 1:09pm.

Some penises are unpumpable.

Trumps penis is dead.

Submitted by spdrun on December 3, 2016 - 1:39pm.

You've seen it? Interesting.

Submitted by scaredyclassic on December 3, 2016 - 1:58pm.

Yes. I have.

Submitted by PCinSD on December 3, 2016 - 2:18pm.

FlyerInHi wrote:
spdrun wrote:
What if he had a penis graft and it's now 24" long?

News and that would make him impotent. And the thing would just hang there looking pretty gross.

Size it not everything. The Dick has to look attractive also.

Well, since you put it out there, of the Dicks you've had, what about their size and shape makes it attractive? Do you discriminate against men once you discover their Dick is not attractive to you?

Submitted by FlyerInHi on December 3, 2016 - 5:17pm.

How to judge is something is attractive? That is the question.

All taste is not equal. If someone is objectively attractive then the preponderance of people would agree. For example if someone walks a bar and most people recognize that person is attractive, then the qualifier applies.

A dick hidden shriveled under a fat hanging belly it not attractive, period. But $ billions may make one overlook the ugliness, or at least bear it.

Submitted by scaredyclassic on December 3, 2016 - 8:04pm.

Robustness and attitude make the penis, in my opinion.

Submitted by flyer on December 4, 2016 - 5:50pm.

Mentioned this thread to my wife, and, although she admitted she, and most women she knows prefer men who are not overweight, along with certain other physical attributes (tall, dark; tall, blonde, tan, muscular, fit, etc. and a few other traits I can't mention because they are not pc) she also mentioned a survey she agrees with citing traits like being romantic, faithful, dependable, confident, successful, a good listener, intelligent, having a sense of humor, being a good Dad,etc. as equally important.

Submitted by scaredyclassic on December 4, 2016 - 6:17pm.

flyer wrote:
Mentioned this thread to my wife, and, although she admitted she, and most women she knows prefer men who are not overweight, along with certain other physical attributes (tall, dark; tall, blonde, tan, muscular, fit, etc. and a few other traits I can't mention because they are not pc) she also mentioned a survey she agrees with citing traits like being romantic, faithful, dependable, confident, successful, a good listener, intelligent, having a sense of humor, being a good Dad,etc. as equally important.

important for keeping around to raise kids. get sperm from sexy dude.

Submitted by mixxalot on December 7, 2016 - 2:37pm.

still waiting for that BG photo!

Submitted by harvey on December 8, 2016 - 7:50am.

mixxalot wrote:
still waiting for that BG photo!

Maybe you should lead by example.

Submitted by FlyerInHi on May 21, 2020 - 6:38pm.

Nancy Pelosi called Trump morbidly obese.
That must hurt. It’s unheard of for a woman to so publicly disparate a powerful man for his looks. Meh... most people would consider Trump ijust “average” or “above average” in weight.

The Trump phenomenon is in part due to backlash to the declining power of men.

Submitted by Hobie on May 21, 2020 - 7:10pm.

Damn Brian. Resurecting a 4 year old thread. Penis envoy much??

Submitted by svelte on May 22, 2020 - 7:47am.

FlyerInHi wrote:
Meh... most people would consider Trump ijust “average” or “above average” in weight.
.

I think the reported 237 lbs is a lie. He looks heavier than that to me. Maybe not 300, but definitely not 237.

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