Headlines From the Far Future - Funny

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Submitted by SD Transplant on June 11, 2007 - 12:14pm

It's Monday, so I'm thinking a little fun for all of us is in order. Maybe we could chime in and add the RE market future (not covered below)

• Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

• Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

• Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

• Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

• Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the

• American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon)

• Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

• France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

• Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

• George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

• Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

• 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss

• Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

• Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

• Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

• Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights.

• Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

• New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

• Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

• IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

• Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

Submitted by movielover on June 11, 2007 - 3:08pm.

No wonder things are that bad..People are still considering voting for guys named Bush.

Submitted by eccen in esc on June 11, 2007 - 4:02pm.

eccen in esc

- Median House Price in San Diego reaches $16,500

Submitted by NotCranky on June 11, 2007 - 4:12pm.

Median House Price in San Diego reaches $16,500

(Nuevo dolares)

Submitted by cr on June 11, 2007 - 5:44pm.

NAR housing numbers came out this week for the second half of 2019:

"Things have been bad for the past 12 years but we are optimistic the end of this year should see a 0.8% uptick in median price."

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